I know I’m a little behind the times, but lately I have been on a HUGE Fable 2 kick. Never played it before now, and I can’t seem to get enough of it. It’s like a sickness, really. Last night I was telling Snackpants about what I have learned from playing the game nonstop for the last few days, and here is a brief rundown of what comes to mind.

1. Bigamy is never a good idea, especially when you are dumb enough to house all of your spouses in the same small town (pocket dimensions not withstanding).

2. Even when they’re digital, it’s sad when your babies are taken away from you.

3. When buying rental properties, it’s important to raid them for any usable items before letting someone else live there.

4. Everyone should have a pet that never needs to be taken outside… or fed… or walked.

5. When using deadly weapons to pursue justice, why not add special devices that let you get paid when the bad guys die?!?

6. I do not want to have bright blue scars on my real face.

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